The drugs have taken effect. Snide remarks in brackets are inserted by me. From MySpace Celebrity Blog:
I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.
[Oh no, here we go now...]
I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.
[Really? I thought it had more to do with their status as a media magnet or a good public speaker...]
Is it a sin to be gay? [Yes] Should it be a sin to be straight? [It's not] Or to use birth control? [Depends on what type] Or to have sex before marriage? [Yes] Or even to have a child out of wedlock? [I'm starting to see a pattern emerge here, Lindsey...]
I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor.
[Hey...that's not fair. Not everyone is as talented an actor as Arnold...]
Which is probably all she is qualified to be…
[This from someone who couldn't tell a pill from a bottle of scotch or operate a motor vehicle...but who's really keeping score?]
Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.
[Some people just don't have the need to go to Amsterdam.]
And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she’s FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land…. Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard.
[Uhhh...hello...just where do you think ANWR is? No, it's not that new shop on Rodeo Drive, you moron.]
This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.
[This really shows Lindsey Lohan's complete lack of real preparation to freely comment on political issues...period.]
Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play…
[No, you idiot, that's the cocaine and the pot!]
Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?
[Of course not, we'd much rather vote for someone recommended by a drug addicted, media obsessed goon.]
I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice… I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the “lipstick on a pig” comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president…
[Oh, no worries. He wasn't talking about the issues that us narrow-minded homophobes are concerned about, anyway...like his terrorist friend or total lack of judgment.]
Palin’s Desire to “save and convert the gays”-really??
According to this Associated Press story, the church of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is hosting a kind of conference devoted to the “conversion of Gays” — no kidding.
Here’s the AP text:
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) ? Gov. Sarah Palin’s church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.
You’ll be encouraged by the power of God’s love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality,” according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child.
Palin’s conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain’s candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.
http://zennie2005.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palins-church-hosts-anti-gay.html
[Yeah, some people believe that homosexuality is a sin. People like, oh I dunno, the Apostles, Jesus, God, etc. I think they are more reliable for guidance than a 22 year old cokehead. Go figure.]
I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.
[Yeah, because that would be ironically sexist, right?]
Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies… And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.
[I'm still waiting on the day when babies have the right to choose if they want to live or die. Lindsey, you've obviously chosen to be an idiot.]
Oh, and…Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!
[Yes, people should really stay off of tabloid covers...]

And in the words of Pamela Anderson, “She can suck it”..
[I won't add anything here.]
Lindsay- “I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!”
[This country is already pretty good...I mean, you aren't being caned for your drug and alcohol induced mishaps. Trust me, I think most Americans can make decisions based on the facts. Well, the sober ones that know that celebs really shouldn't be making political comments when they don't have any real knowledge of it. But hey, I'm just a random blogger who shops at Wal-Mart...]
Samantha- “I love this country- however i wasn’t born here and don’t have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november…. and if you’re in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!”
[If you are in doubt, you'd probably better do more research then! Green card? I have nothing against people who are here legally, so I guess you are OK on that point. But yeah, that's an outright attack if I ever saw one. I don't think any of them are against LEGAL immigrants. Wow, I think you might be smoking the same drugs as Lohan...]
xoxo
Lindsay and Samantha
America is doomed. Are these the next generation of political pundits? We are so screwed…